{"id":2191,"date":"2011-06-26T23:41:26","date_gmt":"2011-06-27T03:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/?p=2191"},"modified":"2011-06-26T23:41:26","modified_gmt":"2011-06-27T03:41:26","slug":"ode-to-the-mosquito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/?p=2191","title":{"rendered":"Ode to the Mosquito"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In British Columbia, we spotted moose<br \/>\nA ton of deer, a black bear, a goose<br \/>\nIcefields and glaciers so high above<br \/>\nOh Canada!, you have so much to love<br \/>\nVast forests and lakes so awesome, so neato<br \/>\nBut then we encountered the dreaded mosquito<br \/>\nNow wherever we go they are there to greet us<br \/>\nWherever we go they are waiting to eat us<br \/>\nIn wind and in rain, they hover around<br \/>\nAll day and all night, mosquitos abound<br \/>\nThey gather for miles to engulf everyone<br \/>\nThey swarm so thick, they block out the sun<br \/>\nThey whine in our ears, they buzz in our face<br \/>\nMust they inhabit such a beautiful place?<br \/>\nScourge of the north, attacking banditos<br \/>\nBlood sucking devils, begone you mosquitos!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In British Columbia, we spotted moose A ton of deer, a black bear, a goose Icefields and glaciers so high above Oh Canada!, you have so much to love Vast forests and lakes so awesome, so neato But then we encountered the dreaded mosquito Now wherever we go they are there to greet us Wherever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[36,37],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2191"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2276,"href":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191\/revisions\/2276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/4wheels4girls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}